Sophie-Anne [to Eric]: I heard about your maker. That blows.
Woman [about Sam]: God bless whoever made those jeans. I swear I’d wear...
Jason: It’s like if a tree falls in the woods it’s still a tree,...
Sookie [after Bill’s proposal]: Then why can’t I say it? My...– season 2 finale
Tara [about Maryann]: So, collecting stray black people. That some kind of hobby of hers?
Eggs: She's right about you. You are funny.
Tara: Oh, yeah? What else she tell you about me?
Eggs: She said you crashed your car with a gallon of whiskey in your lap.
Tara: It was vodka. Really cheap vodka...
Steve: I will not negotiate with sub humans. Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me
Godric: I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him but I missed it.
Sookie: He's your maker isn't he?
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.
Lorena [to Sookie]: Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon
I got gout of the dick!!!– Jason in True Blood’s “Dragon House”
sCuse me…Who ordered the hamburger…with AIDS…In this...– Lafayette in True Blood’s “Sparks Fly Out”
When you smell like that I want to f**k you, bite you, and rub my body all over...– Eric to Sookie in Dead and Gone